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It is now Sunday morning here and we are on the move
again to Osaka where we have some things planned.
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Part
5
It's
13 minutes on the bullet train from Kyoto to Osaka. 56km is the same
distance as Guildford to London Waterloo, which takes at least 32
minutes.
Osaka
is the busiest station we have come across, befitting Japan's 3rd biggest
city. People come at you from all directions.
That
afternoon..............
Mrs
K : Hold these
Me:
What are they?
Mrs
K : Biscuits
Me:
Who for?
Before
Mrs K can answer I am mobbed by 8 deer, one of which has my t-shirt in
its mouth. All I can do is try and break up the biscuits and throw them
on the floor....and get out of there.
This
is not how it is done. You find a lone deer, show it the biscuit, bow to
it, the deer bows back and you hand over the
biscuits.
This
is the Nara Deer Park, home of the giant gold buddha, about an hour from
central Osaka.
The
deer are just everywhere and they don't form an
orderly queue like Japanese on the metro.
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We
watch some people crawl through a hole in one of the main pillars of the
temple – supposed to make you wise. I reckon I would need to be
well greased up to get through. Mrs K said, “not even then”
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Mind your head ...and respecting women
By
now I should have learned but again I stand up from my seat on the metro
only to head butt a grab handle. The average height in Japan is 5ft 7in
(for men) and 5ft 2in for women. We are told that when Japan closed its
borders (1639-1853), the average height of men was under 5ft. That's why
Tom Cruise was well cast in the The Last Samurai – he is
only 5ft 7in.
We
hear announcements at the main stations about reporting instances of
inappropriate contact and “up-skirting” at stations, particularly on
escalators. We see women only carriages on a train, but I only notice
when I get on it. To be fair there are a few other men too. Is this
discriminating against men?
Baseball
That
evening, our first in Osaka, we join yet another packed metro but this
time it is an express service from central Osaka station to the Hanshin
Tigers baseball stadium.
The
national sport in Japan is Sumo Wrestling but
baseball must be a close 2nd.
The
Tigers are at the top of the league table and
their support is strong - the stadium is packed with 42,630 fans. We have
been to baseball matches before in the US (for lower leagues) but this atmosphere is nothing we have witnessed
before. The faithful sing their way through 3 hours of the game. It's hot
and sticky so I do my bit for the Asahi share price (Stef). But we are
unlucky to witness a very low scoring game with just 1 run scored. The
average of the other games played that evening is 10.
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Osaka
Street Food Tour
Adam
is our Aussie guide for our Osaka street food
tour. He says , "If you are expecting Michelin
star food, you are on the wrong bus." His objective is to
make sure we are not hungry by the end and perhaps just a little bit
tipsy. Spoiler alert: I was satisfied on both accounts.
The
great thing about this tour of the Shensakei
area was that Adam took us into places we would have never ventured
into by ourselves. Many of them were barely big enough for our party of
10. In this part of town, the Japanese mafia are active and will be
taking a cut from most of the larger establishments. Adam thinks the
hurdle for mafia interest is " a million bucks" - not sure if
that is US dollars or Aussie dollars. The places we go to are probably
not big enough for the mafia to be bothered with, but we see what happens
to those establishments that don't play the game - in the shape of
several burnt out shells.
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There
are 5 stops on the tour and we get about 20 mins in each with a 10 min
walk to the next. I have a drink at each stop - naturally. At the 3rd
stop the owner always likes to have a drinking race with someone on the
tour. Adam is looking at the men for a volunteer. Not sure why because he
tells us that the only recent times that this guy lost was to young
girls. The young guy from Manchester is eyes down so it falls to me to
take up the challenge. 3-2-1. I take a couple of gulps
and the owner has finished his beer. I am only about half-way. He is
happy. And I got a free drink. But that means I have 2 drinks at this
stop. By the last stop Mrs K says to me "do you need another
drink?". Silly question.
By the way, the food is excellent!!
Thank
you to Martin for recommending this tour. It was both delicious and fun.
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Tuesday
has to go down as a wasted day.
The
Expo is in Osaka, so it seems like a good idea to go. Mrs K books tickets
but the process takes over an hour including extensive verification and
booking of slots. After you have paid for the tickets, you then have to find an entry time, only to be told they are
very limited. We make the journey out to the Expo site, out near the
container terminal.
When
we arrive, we see an area about the size of 2 football pitches full of
people, queueing. The umbrellas are out, but not due to rain. The
temperature is about 34C and there is zero shade
and no water on offer. We are ushered to another line, as we have a
midday entry slot. Thank goodness we are not in that big line. But then
we realise we are just in an overflow line and soon our line merges into
the main line. We eventually get through after 2 hours standing in
intense heat. We were not prepared for this. No umbrella and one hat
between us. Fortunately, I am equipped with the hotel-supplied sweat
towel.
Once
we are in, things do not improve. If you want to go into any pavilion,
prepare to line up for a couple of hours. If you want to buy water, join
the 20 metre line. If you want to use the
restroom, join the line. You get the picture. The crowds are so thick,
you can hardly walk more than 2 metres without bumping into someone.
There are something like 200k visitors trying to
cram into 190 pavilions, some of them small. Do the maths, 1000
people in each pavilion, that was just not possible. Massively over-ticketed.
I don't think Europeans would have put up with this
but the Japanese seem to just get on with it. As Adam said on our
food tour, "a couple of nukes mellowed them". Bad taste
perhaps but maybe true.
We
don't stay long. We head for the exit.
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Back
at Osaka station we seek out a shop that bakes
and sells fresh cheesecakes. Apparently you
cannot leave town without trying these. Naturally there is a
queue. But Mrs K is excited.
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It's
our final night in Osaka. I ask Mrs K whether she prefers the hotel bar
for a drink and a snack or the 7-Eleven across the road. Surprisingly,
she opts for the latter. We get 2 salads, a spring roll, a packet of
crisps, a large bar of chocolate and a deodorant for under £10. Less than
the price of a cocktail in the bar. This is one of the reasons that Japan
is such a popular tourist destination – the numbers coming are up about
20% on the previous year
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We
are now on the move again to a place called Hakone. We hope to see
Mount Fuji. It's a longer train journey so time to have some lunch and a
snooze.
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Part
6
Hakone is up the valley from
the train stop, which is just about 40 minutes away from Tokyo by bullet
train. This is in the vicinity of Mount Fuji but is also an onsen town.
We even have a private onsen in our hotel room. To be honest I am not
sure if the hot water is coming from the mountain or a hot water tank on
the roof. But we have a great view from our balcony of the river running
down the valley.
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We
are on the first cable car from the station near the hotel. We nearly
didn't make it when our taxi driver pulls out into a main highway in
front of an oncoming car. First bit of wild driving so far. Fortunately,
the cable car (actually a funicular) is stress
free and takes us up about 200m to 750m. There we transfer to the Hakone
Ropeway which is more what us Brits would call a cable car.
We
get up to 1000m at Owakudani which is a
volcanic crater with hot yellow sulphuric gases spewing from various
spots. It’s fir trees all the way up but then we reach the crater and the
landscape changes completely. We are surprised to hear that the volcano
last erupted in 2015 but not to worry, the Japanese have a plan.
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The
gases are mixed with water and feed down to the various onsens in the
surrounding villages, maybe to our private onsen too. But that's not
all. They also boil eggs up here which turn black due to
the chemicals.
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Unfortunately, it is a very cloudy day. Mount Fuji is 40km away and
stands at 3800 metres but there is no seeing it today. Our cable car ride
down to the lake is mostly in dense mist. Even the boat ride is postponed
'due to bad weather' although the lake is still and the pirate ship
doesn't use sails.
But
we had an interesting day which included visiting another shrine in the
lake. An hour long queue to have our photo taken
underneath it, so this is the best we could do.
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We
navigate various buses and trains to get back to the other side of the
mountain, where we enjoy the onsen. I wanted to send you a picture of us
both in it, but Mrs K said no.
The
only sight of Mount Fuji was this one.
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This
is what it could have looked like!
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To
be fair, Mount Fuji is notoriously 'shy' and apparently only visible 30
days per year. Unfortunately we picked a
particularly cloudy day.
Next
day, our shuttle bus leaves the hotel with the staff lined up outside
waving. It snakes down the valley on a road almost as windy as the train
took on the way up the previous afternoon. The driver takes it slow on
the bends and when we pass through villages, narrowly missing overhanging
shop awnings and garden walls.
While
we are sitting on the station platform, waiting for our shinkansen train
back to Tokyo, 6 trains pass by at full speed in the space of about 15
minutes. Incredible. The platform guard repeats his stern message over
the PA system every 5 minutes to keep behind the yellow line, even though
we are the only ones on the platform and we are sitting well back. He
strides up and down purposefully in shoes that look about 3 sizes too big
for him. The temperature and humidity have dropped dramatically. Only 22C
on the platform which is very comfortable.
Back
in Tokyo
We
arrive back at the same hotel in Tokyo.
Receptionist:
“Konnichiwa, how may we assist you Mrs Keen?”
Mrs
K : “We have a reservation for 1 night”
Mrs
K : “If at all possible, we would like to check
in early and have a late check out tomorrow because we have a late
flight”
Mrs
K : “Oh, and I believe we are entitled to an
upgrade”
Receptionist
“Of course, let me take a look (bowing)”
Mrs
K : “And will you be able to include breakfast
for us”
Receptionist:
“I can confirm your room is available early but unfortunately breakfast
is not included in your room rate”
We
leave the hotel lobby with an upgrade to a suite and breakfast included.
Don’t mess with Mrs K. This is our view from the suite. I have told
Mrs K not to get used to this.
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Checking in early is very handy as we have a busy afternoon and evening.
We take the metro across town and meet our guide for the evening’s big
Sumo Wrestling tournament. We are very lucky to be in town for this –
there are only 3 15-day tournaments in Tokyo each year. Our guide has a
name I couldn’t possibly pronounce – she says call her Kaz. She is a high
energy woman and she really loves her Sumo. She
tells us “he is my favourite” for about 8
wrestlers. We each get a souvenir fan and towel with the name of a
wrestler on it and Kaz fully expects us to get excited for their particular matches. Once we get inside the stadium
(8000 spectators) we see the sacred circle where the bouts take place
with a Shinto shrine overhanging it. There is a special spot for the Emperor but he is not in attendance. Unfortunately, I
am sitting next to a guy who probably could have been competing – he is
sitting on about a quarter of my seat. He then spends most of the evening
asleep. There are 21 fights, all of which have the same symbolism and
rituals. Some of the fights are over in a few seconds. The longest one
probably lasted about 45 seconds. The best ones are where one or both
competitors end up in the front row of spectators.
My
allocated wrestlers both win their bouts – Kaz is very pleased for me. It
was fascinating to see this – the national sport of Japan
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We have to make a swift getaway because we have a second
event to attend at the Japan National Stadium – the World Athletics
Championships. Another metro ride across town and we are in our seats to
see Katarina Johnson-Thompson compete in the Heptathlon high jump. Our
seats are close to the finish line so we are
nicely positioned to see the finals of the 200 metres and 400 metres
hurdles (both men and women), which included Amy Hunt getting a silver in
the 200 metres. We also see Keely Hodgkinson get safely through her semi final.
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We
wake on Saturday morning to what will be the longest day ever for both us. Unfortunately, we have reached the end of our
time in Japan and will fly out tonight. However, it’s the not the end of
our trip because we are going to travel back via the USA and will cross
the international date line. That means that we will take off from Tokyo
at 9.45pm and land in Honolulu at 11am the same day.
Just
time for some last bit of shopping. Mrs K buys a Japanese knife and I get to play with a samurai sword.
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It
has been an incredible experience and privilege to be on this trip and
see Japan. We now travel from one of the most civilised countries in the
world to the US! The Japanese might have some strange customs
but the people are incredibly respectful and polite and perhaps remind us
in the West what we might have lost?
When
our car arrives at the airport, our driver runs to fetch a trolley and
then, after loading it up, gives us a deep bow. Even at check-in, where
we had some difficulty checking in online, this is no problem. Having
sent our cases through, the check in agent leaves her desk, comes round
the front to hand us our boarding passes and bows. We will miss Japan.
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Part
7 (final)
Aloha!
We
were here in Hawaii in 2016 but we visited Kauai
and Maui. This time we are on Oahu, where you will find the capital
Honolulu and of course Pearl Harbour. Kaui is the wettest
place on earth which keeps its hundreds of waterfalls flowing. Maui
suffered a terrible fire in Lahainha
in 2023 which wiped out some very popular holiday spots including
the Fleetwood Mac restaurant that we visited. As I write, I learn
that there was another fast-moving brush fire today in Maui!
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We
are only here for a few days, so after a day of rest on Sunday, we set
off for Pearl Harbour. As we visited Hiroshima in Japan, it's perhaps
fitting that we visit here too.
At
Pearl Harbour the visitor experience is a bit of a shambles, but
eventually we manage to work it out. The main thing to see is the USS
Arizona which remains in place at the bottom of the harbour where it was
sunk. It is effectively a grave for the 1102 men that died onboard that
day (7th December 1941) and even some of the survivors chose to be
interred there.
We
were surprised to learn that 90% of the civilian deaths during the attack
were caused by American shells overshooting their targets and landing in
Honolulu city. Battleship cannons were not designed to be used for close
combat.
The
other interesting aspect was that there was a very large number of
Japanese living in Hawaii at the time, but they
were mostly loyal to the US and some of them enlisted in the US forces
after the attack. Hawaii even boasted the first Japanese American senator
that served for over 40 years having become a war hero himself.
We
have learned so much about this period of history on this trip. We had
talked ourselves into watching the terrible Pearl Harbour movie (a rare
poor Ben Affleck film) but we ended up watching
"Midway", which I would recommend.
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We
can't help thinking about the Hawaii Five-0 series. Not the one
that was made recently but the one Mrs K and I used to watch on a
Saturday night in the 70's. "Book him Danno".
Oahu
is the most built-up island and Honolulu must be
much larger now than it was in the 70's The
freeway from the city to our resort has 7-8 lanes each side and it
still takes an hour and half to go 25 miles during the evening rush
hour. We stayed in the bar on Waikiki beach a bit too
long!
On
Monday we drove up to the North Shore which is a bit more like you would
imagine Hawaii to be - long sandy beaches with big waves and lots of
surfers. We enjoy an afternoon driving along the coast stopping at
various beaches and stay until sunset.
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For
our final evening we go to a fabulous Luau at
the resort with an amazing group of performers. We have music,
dancing and comedy. Some of the juggling with fire was incredible.
The two guys were both world champions, apparently.
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"Code
Red"
That
is an announcement you don't want to hear from a stewardess as you are
midway across the Pacific from Hawaii to LA. A big guy has
collapsed at the front of the plane just a few feet in front of us.
It's a small Airbus and there isn't much room for him to fall. We
think the stewardess tried to catch him, but she had no chance.
Selfishly I check my watch - we are more than halfway to LA so we will
almost certainly not turn back. "Are there any medical
professionals on board please?" is the next
announcement. Fortunately someone comes
forward and after a long time he comes round and
they get him to his seat. That stewardess was an absolute star in
the way she handled the situation. As we leave the plane, she
apologises to Mrs K for not getting her coffee. Well done American
Airlines.
Last
stop - Chicago
Walking
through Chicago airport at 6am, it is striking how well dressed the
Japanese are compared to most Americans. We have arrived early so there
is no queue for a taxi. Our cab smells and looks like the driver slept in
it overnight. No white gloves. I am expecting a swift transfer at this
time of the morning but we crawl the 20 miles
into the city in the traffic. Should have taken the train! But here in
Chicago, we will need to be selective with our use of the metro with some
areas and lines reporting high levels of crime.
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Things
improve dramatically when we reach the city. Our hotel allows us to check
in and have breakfast even though it is only 7.45am. Secondly the TV in
the room has the right channel for me to watch some of the Ryder Cup over
the weekend.
It
was an option to go to New York instead of Chicago for the Ryder Cup but it didn't work out this time. Hopefully Jason
and I will make it to Ireland in 2027 for our 4th consecutive home match.
This time I will have to be content catching some of it on TV.
Scrabble
I
haven't mentioned Scrabble on this trip yet because Mrs K was lagging and
those bits got edited out. She was 7-2 down after I achieved a lifetime
best score of 505, but then she won 3 in a row. It is now 8-5. Still
up for grabs. Nearly as tense as the Ryder Cup.
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Chicago
Architectural Boat Tour
We
take a great guided boat trip along the river which is organised by the
Chicago Architectural Center. It's a huge boat
with about 250 passengers maybe. We are hosted by a volunteer (Bill). He
loves Chicago architecture and there is nothing he doesn't know about the
buildings that line the river. Some of them go back to the late 19th
century which in US terms is very old. Then we take the famous River Walk
back along the same route but jet lag has kicked
in and we return to the hotel. En route we stop
by Millenium Park which is full of art exhibits,
the most famous of which is 'the bean' which provides a great photo opp.
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When
we were in Osaka on the food tour, one of the other tourists was a young
lad from San Francisco, on holiday with his Dad,
who worked in Chicago. He gave us some pointers and urged us to venture
out of the city to see the real Chicago. So
we get on the Chicago metro and take a ride out of town to a leafy suburb
called Wilmette to see the Baiha'i Temple. It
was designed around 1920 and took over 30 years to finish, but it looks
like it was built much more recently than that.
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it's
the first time that I have heard of this religious sect which is
inclusive of all religions, has no clergy and seems to be mainly about
living a decent life, serving the community and devoting lots of
time to prayer and contemplation. Nothing about aliens.
Back
in the city we pass through Union station which was the scene of that
famous scene from The Untouchables. Mrs K is a Kevin
Costner fan. Having been to the baseball in Osaka, we have been
wanting to watch baseball movies. I watched Moneyball again
the other day and we found Field of Dreams on TV last
night - another Costner classic.
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We
have a special meal booked this evening (Friday) at a top-rated
restaurant in the City and plan to have an easy
day on Saturday before flying back on Sunday. We have kept up quite
a pace in the last few weeks but it has been an
amazing trip. As always, the blogs are a diary of what we got up
to.
Thanks
for reading and see you soon!
Jeff
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